--- a/NEWS	Sat Jan 10 04:31:24 2004 +0000
+++ b/NEWS	Sat Jan 10 04:36:51 2004 +0000
@@ -15,6 +15,13 @@
 	So, Yahoo! works again, and that's good.  And 0.76 is going to have
 	something _very_ neat.
 
+	Nathan: You're running out of excuses to not use Jabber.  Our chat
+	support is now bar-some, quickly approaching bar-none!  Everything
+	else in Jabber got neat improvements too.  I'll leave it up to you
+	to figure out what they were.
+
+	<boilerplate promises for cool features in $version++>
+
 0.74 (11/25/2003):
 	Sean: Christian and Nathan were wrong.